Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.
I just really want women to know this.
my dick is itchy I think i have herpes
At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.
So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.
She refused to fix my grade.
In the end, she shit herself on stage.
I didn’t regret it.
Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.
harrys so cute i want 7
its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles
Slow clap for the HP fandom
Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and
ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY
THIS IS EVIL
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
son: dad what’s for dinner?
dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
son: we haven’t eaten in days
dad: 1000 RTs or we starve