1. gorlt:

koala-0nesie:

this one got me

she’s 12

    gorlt:

    koala-0nesie:

    this one got me

    she’s 12

    Reblogged from: pizza-direction
  2. cunicular:

    Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

    You are NOT supposed to bleed

    If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

    This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

    I just really want women to know this.

    Reblogged from: assbutt-in-the-garrison
  3. too-ashtonishing:

I feel like this picture is so important

    too-ashtonishing:

    I feel like this picture is so important

    Reblogged from: pizza-direction
  4. kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

    kingsleyyy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    dragonyuri1:

    now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

    image

    sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

    Reblogged from: pizza-direction
  5. j5h:

    j5h:

    my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

    image

    image

    Reblogged from: pizza-direction
  6. invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

    invanity-wetrust:

    ticklesthesomething:

    geminihoneybee:

    olitwist:

    toluicacid:

    pink-nation-xoxo:

    disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

    Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

    and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

    This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

    yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

    Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

    GET WRECKED SON

    Reblogged from: pizza-direction
  7. sephyerite:

    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

    No mercy.

    Reblogged from: alifeofhappinesss
  8. gettingsweptaways:

    Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

    Reblogged from: assbutt-in-the-garrison
  9. jimmyneuteredtron:

    fangartist:

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    alienaelizabeth:

    drunkaster:

    harrys so cute i want 7

    image

    its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

    Slow clap for the HP fandom

    image

    Reblogged from: sideb00b
  10. bucky-barnes-booty:

    lasttostrike:

    Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

    image

    ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

    THIS IS EVIL

    Reblogged from: trust
  11. Reblogged from: tyleroakley
  12. cactsus:

    my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

    Reblogged from: trust
  13. hirokiszk:

    (クマビスケットの作り方neol.jp | neol.jpから)

  14. studip:

    real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

    Reblogged from: afflicti0ns
  15. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    son: dad what’s for dinner?
    dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
    son: we haven’t eaten in days
    dad: 1000 RTs or we starve 

    Reblogged from: girlwhohadbraces
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